'Warm', 'gracious' and 'compassionate' are just none of the words used to describe grumpy, balding misanthrope Rick Pistol: A comic with all the charm of a pair of soiled Y-fronts strewn in a dark alleyway.

Rick has been a stand-up comedian and MC for the past 6 years, with all the success of an asthmatic snail attempting a land-speed record. His brand of 'humour' (such as it is), is the kind of squalid, sick filth your parents should have warned you about. If you're reading this, they failed.

In his spare time Rick works for a living and is a band member of 'Jesus Hooligan'.

About Jesus Hooligan -  
Baz Dedhevan: "Imagine the Dead Kennedys around a bonfire, with Aboriginal accompaniment, and barrels being bashed by tribal warriors chanting songs for the ladies"